You Can't Always Get What You Want.

Marry, Fuck, Kill

As it often happens in books series, especially those wonderful ones that enthrall you completely, characters stir strong feelings in you. Sometimes positive, sometimes negative, sometimes meh. It frustrates me to no end when there's a character I can't stand that the author insists on keeping around (they know their story better of course, but I can't help the way I feel), and sometimes it's overwhelming how much you can adore a character. Or, in some cases, just how attracted you are to one.


Of course, it blows that you'll never really be able to fulfill all these fantasies when it comes to these characters. So here's a little game the Wenches have participated in.  Just for fun, who would you Marry, Fuck, Kill in Chloe Neill's brilliant Chicagoland Vampires series? A game where the rules don't matter and every character is fair game! After much deliberation (and being pretty much forced to make choices), let us take a look at the Wenches' picks!! 

Anne:

Marry : Jonah
Fuck : Catcher
Kill : This is hard one. I can think of a few people I'd kill in that series. But, I think I'm going to go for an unconventional choice....Ethan.
I know he's the hero of the series, and we just got him back. But, he's never really been my favorite and when he was gone I was looking forward to an unconventional UF series, where a heroine has two great loves. I still want that. Rarely in real life, do we have just one love in our lives.

Amanda:

Marry : Jonah
Fuck : Catcher
Kill : Mallory x 1000

Barb:

Marry: Ethan (Duh! Master Sullivan can make me swoon for eternity.)

Fuck: Jonah (I may not want Jonah anywhere near Merit, but I bet he is amazing in bed. And he'd make a great partner, too.)

Kill: Darius (Celina would have been my first choice, but since she is no longer a problem, I decided I want to take out a current problem. Who really deserves it!)

Beta:

Marry : Ethan... that's two for one for me... the M and the F (see what I just did *wink*)
Fuck : Luc....I had my eye on a certain shameless flirter but among other things he's a bit too young for me plus I love Luc's attitude and I bet he has a sassy attitude in bed too, rawr.
Kill: Celina... There are couple of characters I would like to take out but I ended up choosing Celina because she did the unspeakable thing to my future book-hubby even though Merit beat me to it *high five Merit*

Donna:

Marry : Jonah
Fuck : Tate
Kill : Morgan

Jaymie:

Marry : Ethan
Fuck : Jonah
Kill : Tate

Kathi:

Marry : Ethan

Fuck : Jonah

Kill : Celina

I used to think F was Catcher, but not no mo. Asshat.

There's a line of characters I wouldn't mind killing.

Naomi/Merit:

Marry: Chuck Merit
Fuck: Gabriel Keene! The Alpha.  What can I say "Gabriel was tall, broad shoulders, intensely masculine...His confidence was obvious in the bearing of his shoulders, the swagger of his step..This was a man who'd proven all he needed to prove...!"

Kill: Frank Cabot for being an asshole!!!

I know there are more, but he made me sssssssssooooo angry!

Olga:

Marry: I know everyone will choose Ethan and I would too, but just to be different I'll pick Gabriel. And I love kids, and Ethan couldn't give 'em to me
Fuck: Duh! I love my men with experience, and who has had more of that than Ethan Fucking Sullivan!
Kill: Does it have to be just one? Then Mallory.

Zee:

Marry: Ethan (Duh, who else would I pick? An eternity with Ethan would be just enough time for me to get my fill)
Fuck : Gabriel, I was going to pick someone else, but honestly, I would kill for a chance to be with that very impressive alpha. Just hearing all the great stuff he says and the profound addresses to his pack gets me SO hot. I LOVE a man with presence.
Kill: This may be a little unconventional, but I'd kill off Catcher.  I would pick Mallory, but that would hurt Merit too much. So Catcher. Haven't been able to stand the ass in a while.


Well those were the Wenches' choices, it was a tough one since I think most of us (not all) wanted to pick Ethan for Marry AND Fuck (DUH!). What do you think of our picks? Who would your picks be??? Is it someone we haven't mentioned? Or did we cover the popular picks? Or have we just confused you? I know it took me longer than it should have to make my choices. Feel free to let us know in the comments below! Ciao!