It's Raining Men... Hallelujah!

„I've been looking so long at these pictures of you
 That I almost believe that they're real“ 
                                                                ~ The Cure 
 Who doesn‘t know that feeling when looking at one‘s favorite man candy? 

And speaking of man candy did you know that you can actually find a description on M.C. in a dictionary? I kid you not, I wouldn‘t make up stuff like that... I wouldn‘t! ... Well ok,  maybe I would but this time I‘m not, just ask Urban Dictionary. According to them a man candy is: 

„n. A delicious, delectable, scrumptious little niblet of happiness which tickles one's fancy and satisfies one's sweet tooth while bringing a flavorful abundance of zing to one's lips and appearing as a Greek god descending from the heavens of the male specimen.“ 

A-fucking-men, Urban Dic...! Pardon my french. 
So, let‘s see if I can present you with someone who‘s delicious, scrumptious and tickles your fancy and maybe even satisfies your sweet tooth, shall we? 

Let me start by presenting you with Jensen Ackles, also known as the funny, wise-ass Dean Winchester from the TV show Supernatural. Ackles is a favorite M.C. amongst us Wenches. I mean, just look at his face, gorgeous eyes, beautiful smile and his playful look. Oh, and if you thought I hadn‘t noticed it, think again... *beard burns fantasy* anyone?

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I'm going to be bold and let you in on a well known top secret... his pretty face is just one of the many assets he has to offer. Color me dimpled and see for yourself  but(t)  you might need some tissues, it‘s just that drool-worthy and whoever said that reading is sexy was spot on! *fan self* 

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"Mr. Ackles, I have one question I've been wanting to ass *cough* ask you for a long time, what book are you reading? It seems to get you all hot, maybe I should check it out."

Note to self: My dearest hubby might appreciate my love for reading much more if I read a book this way...


I know it's hard but let's move on, ok? If you like hand- and armporn you shouldn't be disappointed.
Here he is, none other than Jeremy Renner. Many know him as Hawkeye the very skilled hero with his bow and arrows. He just whips it out, shoots and scores... I'm talking about his  bow and arrows, people, I don't always have a double entendre behind the things I say,  tsk, tsk, tsk.
The things he can do with those arms of his can make a woman swoon. I know a few women who get the 'itchy tongue' syndrome when it comes to J. Renner.



"Jeremy, stop with the teasing already, you know the women (and many men) would like to see what you're hiding behind that shirt. Do them a favor and finish what you've started, I double dog dare you..."

  
"Yeah baby, now we're talking! That wasn't so hard, was it?"


When we talk about man candy and armporn we can not leave out the viking, that would be like skipping the infamous ch. 32 in One Foot in the Grave (now I'm just assuming you've read at least the first two Night Huntress books by J. Frost... if you haven't, you're missing out 'cause that was one steaming hot chapter, just sayin') but let's stay on track here. You didn't think I was going to forget about Alexander Skarsgård, did you?

But what can I say that hasn't already been said about Alex through the years and that a picture doesn't say all by itself? He's got the whole package and as I understand it, the "whole package", isn't an understatement... I suspect that when you take a look at a picture of him, like this one, you get an "itchy" syndrome that goes... well, let's just say, deep down...


"Well hello there handsome fella, how you doin'? “That shirt’s very becoming on you.
Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”


Want some more? Oh well, since you insist.
I know several woman who will appreciate having this 6' 5" hunk in here and I'll bet that a certain lovely Wench will smile her prettiest smile when she sees Mr. Manganiello.
Joe Manganiello is the man who makes other men's abs commit one of the 7 deadly sins... Envy.
I mean, come on, even his abs have their own abs for crying out loud! And while other men work their 'abs' off to get a six pack, our Joe here taunts them with, what looks like, an eight pack (We could color him green and call him the 'hot version of Hulk'). But impressive abs aside everything else also looks impressive, just take a look at him... *rawr*

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"Don't just stand there, come and get what you want. Acting all shy doesn't fit your description Joe... or should I perhaps say Magic Joe?"


And now, last but certainly not least, the cherry on top, the candy of almost all candy...


Allow me to present you with Gandy... David Gandy, double. oh. sex. The man, with a license to fill... a woman's mind with fantasies she didn't even realize she had within her, until he enters her life. The man who often plays a big, wet, luscious part, in a woman's mind, as one of her favorite alpha male book character. The man who brings out the swoons, the sighs and the whimpers in women all over the world. 
Remember that bit in the U.D. "... and appearing as a Greek god descending from the heavens of the male specimen."? Some might think that about  Mr. Gandy the candy...
 
                         Phoenix Magazine,                  D.G covers August Man’s July 2012 Issue,
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"Don't worry David, continue to stay in bed, keeping it hot and delicious and in a short while, you shall be given the attention you deserve. The only question is, who'll be there first to come bursting through your door..."

So, what do you think, did I manage to bring you some man candy that does the U.D. description some justice? I know we don't all fancy the same men, thank the goddess but surely one or two of them in here tickles your fancy, right? I would love to hear about who you think falls under the man candy category.
I have several other men waiting in line who also deserves the Wenches M.C. title but they will have to, patiently, wait for round 2...

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  1. Love it, Beta! Jensen, Alex and David are definitely in my top three, with Jensen as my number one... as we all know by now. ;-)

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    1. Thanks! LOL yes this is a well known fact, Jensen is a lucky guy :)

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  2. Beta well you certain covered quite a few of my faves already. Yummy. I'll take Joe M, Askars and Jeremy, oh and for the fun of it David to.

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    1. Now you're just being greedy Angela, leave something for the rest of us, lol ;)Naah I'm kidding enjoy 'em all :)

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    2. You know me Beta. I'm just as greedy as everyone else. I thought we were sharing anyway?????

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    3. Yeah, that's true, we're all greedy ;) And yes of course we're sharing.. 'cause sharing is caring! :D

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  3. Woot woot, that was a good start on my Friday :D Thank you Beta!

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    1. You're very welcome Inga... and thank you! :)

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  4. Gandy,Skarsgard,Jensen and Renner AND a chapter 32 mention. This is made completely of WIN Beta!!! FLOVE IT!!! Keep the Man Candy coming :D

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    1. Thanks Zee! Oh I have a few more up my... sleeve... that should be considered to be a Man Candy and in fact I think at least one of them is one of your favorite ;)

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    2. There definitely needs to be more man candy in the future! rawr!

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  5. Oh Beta, I love you. And you are correct. As soon as I saw 6'5", I was grinning like a crazy person. ::sigh:: so much pretty.

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  6. This definitely added some spice to my morning cup(s) of coffee! What a way to start our day!

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    1. Glad to spice up your cup(s) of coffee any day, hope it had a scrumptious taste of deliciousness ;)

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  7. Beta, thank you for all the pretty pictures. Your dedication and willingness to pour over hundreds of mancandy photos is ah, inspiring. Way to take one for the team!

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    1. Thanks Donna, this sure was a hard task I must say... so hard that I had to take a shower afterwards... but for you guys, I'd do it all over again ;)

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  8. After an early start and a loooong day, this post perked me up and got my heart pumping again. :) This post deserves to be bookmarked.

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  9. Feasting my eyes here and reading your comments smoothed a few of my wrinkles and made new ones somewhere else.

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    1. Awww, what a sweet thing to say, thank you Merit, glad you enjoyed it!

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  10. Well this post certainly made a lovely day even lovelier for me and put a smile on my face :) Thank you sis ;) Of these hot guys I would begin with Alex, Joe and Jeremy. Can´t wait for another man candy post on this great website :)

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    1. Thanks Konný, so happy you enjoyed it and it made you smile! :)
      ... If I'm not mistaken you'll like at least 1 or 2 hotties in the next M.C. post ;)
      And thanks, glad you like the site, mwaah!

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  11. Beta, excellent work on all the double entendres! You are a funny lady! Pictures were pretty fantastic too!
    Off to look up ch. 32... ;)

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    1. LOL, thank you so much Chloe, you're so sweet! :*
      ... mm mmm, ch. 32... *rawr*

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  12. Oooo, yummy!

    Thanks for this wonderful post, Beta! I'll hit the man candy tag here anytime I'm in the mood to drool.

    I'm so on board with 4 out of your 5 choices. Sorry, Joe just doesn't do it for me.

    I have to admit that my man candy wants are directly correlated to my obsessions.

    Alex was number 1 throughout my TB phase. And I will always love him even if I hate that stupid show now.

    David Gandy became a favorite of mine after being introduced to picturing him as Jericho Barrons.

    Avengers (which I have massive love for) brought me to Renner, but the arm porn (and general fucking gorgeousness) keeps me with him.

    DEAN!!! I mean Jensen. Supernatural is one of my current obsessions so Dean, I mean Jensen, is very high on my man candy list right now. Along with Sam, I mean Jared, and CAS!!!!!!!!/Misha Collins.

    Other additions in my personal man candy list have to include Tyler Hoechlin... Google him, look at him shirtless, and thank me later. (Also directly correlated to my current Sterek/Teen Wolf obsession)

    And my personal choices for Ty & Zane...Karl Urban and Eric Bana. (Because I relate just about everything in my life back to Ty & Zane in some way, I couldn't leave them off this list.)

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    1. Oh my gosh, why didn't I see your comment before, shame on me o.O

      Thank you so much Lisa, I do hope you've been hitting that man candy tag when in the mood to drool and enjoyed it every time :D

      LOL don't worry about not liking Joe, I know that a certain Wench is A Okey with that. That only means more for her ;)

      Thank you for sharing you personal man candy... I looked up Tyler Hoechlin and dayumn, he is fine. Yummie.

      Ooh I do like Eric Bana and Karl Urban *slurp*

      Excellent tastes in men! :)

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  13. My favorites: ASkars, David Gandy and Jensen. :)

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    1. Really, why didn't I see this comment before? Hmmm, sorry about that.

      Those three are quite something to look at. One can never get tired of it :) You've got a great taste :)

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  14. Ahhh...the gorgeous Mr. Gandy! Not only is he a very attractive man (as you've shown here), he is a terrific writer (blogs for Vogue and car reviews for GQ) as well as a dog lover. Your readers might want to follow David's official page for the latest photos, links to his blogs and updates: www.facebook.com/OfficialDavidGandy

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    1. Hello :)

      Most of the Wenches are huge fans of the lovely Mr.Gandy. We follow his Vogue blog and are always ready to cheer him on and wish him well on all his ventures! (That Battersea dogs & cats home video is one of the most heart warming videos I have ever seen.) Thank you for the reminder to follow his official FB page though! I'm sure a lot of the readers will be visiting and liking the page!

      Keep visiting :)

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    3. P.S. Don't tell David, but my guilty pleasure is reading romance novels. I will definitely be checking in from time to time. Thanks! Laura

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    4. Your secret is safe here ;) we could all use a little romance now and then that doesn't include dressing up or leaving the house LOL. And luckily, we cover it all :) from romance to fantasy to the paranormal and macabre :) enjoy!

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    5. Yes, Mr. Gandy sure knows how to use a pen (or maybe I should say a keyboard :)) he's a great writer. And I totally agree with Zee, the Battersea dogs & cats home video is one of the most heart warming videos I've seen.

      Thanks for stopping by! We hope you'll have fun checking in and like Zee said we cover it all :) Enjoy!

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