It's Raining Men... Hallelujah!

„I've been looking so long at these pictures of you
 That I almost believe that they're real“ 
                                                                ~ The Cure 

 Who doesn‘t know that feeling when looking at one‘s favorite man candy? 

And speaking of man candy did you know that you can actually find a description on M.C. in a dictionary? I kid you not, I wouldn‘t make up stuff like that... I wouldn‘t! ... Well ok,  maybe I would but this time I‘m not, just ask Urban Dictionary. According to them a man candy is: 

„n. A delicious, delectable, scrumptious little niblet of happiness which tickles one's fancy and satisfies one's sweet tooth while bringing a flavorful abundance of zing to one's lips and appearing as a Greek god descending from the heavens of the male specimen.“ 

A-fucking-men, Urban Dic...! Pardon my french. 
So, let‘s see if I can present you with someone who‘s delicious, scrumptious and tickles your fancy and maybe even satisfies your sweet tooth, shall we? 

Let me start by presenting you with Jensen Ackles, also known as the funny, wise-ass Dean Winchester from the TV show Supernatural. Ackles is a favorite M.C. amongst us Wenches. I mean, just look at his face, gorgeous eyes, beautiful smile and his playful look. Oh, and if you thought I hadn‘t noticed it, think again... *beard burns fantasy* anyone?

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I'm going to be bold and let you in on a well known top secret... his pretty face is just one of the many assets he has to offer. Color me dimpled and see for yourself  but(t)  you might need some tissues, it‘s just that drool-worthy and whoever said that reading is sexy was spot on! *fan self* 

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"Mr. Ackles, I have one question I've been wanting to ass *cough* ask you for a long time, what book are you reading? It seems to get you all hot, maybe I should check it out."

Note to self: My dearest hubby might appreciate my love for reading much more if I read a book this way...


I know it's hard but let's move on, ok? If you like hand- and armporn you shouldn't be disappointed.
Here he is, none other than Jeremy Renner. Many know him as Hawkeye the very skilled hero with his bow and arrows. He just whips it out, shoots and scores... I'm talking about his  bow and arrows, people, I don't always have a double entendre behind the things I say,  tsk, tsk, tsk.
The things he can do with those arms of his can make a woman swoon. I know a few women who get the 'itchy tongue' syndrome when it comes to J. Renner.

Source: GQ.com

"Jeremy, stop with the teasing already, you know the women (and many men) would like to see what you're hiding behind that shirt. Do them a favor and finish what you've started, I double dog dare you..."

Source: flaunt.com

  
"Yeah baby, now we're talking! That wasn't so hard, was it?"

When we talk about man candy and armporn we can not leave out the viking, that would be like skipping the infamous ch. 32 in One Foot in the Grave (now I'm just assuming you've read at least the first two Night Huntress books by J. Frost... if you haven't, you're missing out 'cause that was one steaming hot chapter, just sayin') but let's stay on track here. You didn't think I was going to forget about Alexander Skarsgård, did you?

But what can I say that hasn't already been said about Alex through the years and that a picture doesn't say all by itself? He's got the whole package and as I understand it, the "whole package", isn't an understatement... I suspect that when you take a look at a picture of him, like this one, you get an "itchy" syndrome that goes... well, let's just say, deep down...

Source: GQ.com.au

"Well hello there handsome fella, how you doin'? “That shirt’s very becoming on you.
Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”

Want some more? Oh well, since you insist.
I know several woman who will appreciate having this 6' 5" hunk in here and I'll bet that a certain lovely Wench will smile her prettiest smile when she sees Mr. Manganiello.
Joe Manganiello is the man who makes other men's abs commit one of the 7 deadly sins... Envy.
I mean, come on, even his abs have their own abs for crying out loud! And while other men work their 'abs' off to get a six pack, our Joe here taunts them with, what looks like, an eight pack (We could color him green and call him the 'hot version of Hulk'). But impressive abs aside everything else also looks impressive, just take a look at him... *rawr*

                         Source: Daman.co.id                                      Source: People.com       

"Don't just stand there, come and get what you want. Acting all shy doesn't fit your description Joe... or should I perhaps say Magic Joe?"

And now, last but certainly not least, the cherry on top, the candy of almost all candy...


Allow me to present you with Gandy... David Gandy, double. oh. sex. The man, with a license to fill... a woman's mind with fantasies she didn't even realize she had within her, until he enters her life. The man who often plays a big, wet, luscious part, in a woman's mind, as one of her favorite alpha male book character. The man who brings out the swoons, the sighs and the whimpers in women all over the world. 
Remember that bit in the U.D. "... and appearing as a Greek god descending from the heavens of the male specimen."? Some might think that about  Mr. Gandy the candy...

 

                         Phoenix Magazine,                  D.G covers August Man’s July 2012 Issue,

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"Don't worry David, continue to stay in bed, keeping it hot and delicious and in a short while, you shall be given the attention you deserve. The only question is, who'll be there first to come bursting through your door..."

So, what do you think, did I manage to bring you some man candy that does the U.D. description some justice? I know we don't all fancy the same men, thank the goddess but surely one or two of them in here tickles your fancy, right? I would love to hear about who you think falls under the man candy category.
I have several other men waiting in line who also deserves the Wenches M.C. title but they will have to, patiently, wait for round 2...