One of our mottoes here at the Saucy Wenches Book Club is that reading is sexy, and just the other day I thought why not combine that with one of the topics that we Wenches really, R.E.A.L.L.Y., appreciate... the man candy.
I had no doubt that it would be very easy to find a-lo-hawt of that with some online researching - which I was willing to do, you know, for the greater good and all that *wink, wink* - and I figured that it wouldn't be that hard to pick out some eye candy for the occasion, but boy was I wrong. It turned out that I had more, way, way more, than enough material to choose from. It was arousing...ly hard I tell ya!
Take a look after the jump to see a small preview of the candy that caught my eye and ear...
... psst, I'm so not going to tell you which ones I've actually seen before and ogled at for x amount of time... for hours months.
And it's exactly how David Tennant demonstrates the proper way to read a book.
Doesn't he just make it so damn adorably cute and attractive at the same time!??
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, now you're just deliberately messin' with us ladies.
Meet Sam Heughan... or a character he's playing anyway... although, I'm sure he needs no introduction. I'm guessing most of you know him by now, especially after he was cast in the role of a certain Jamie Fraser from Outlander. And Sam or no Sam, in character or not, he sure is a man candy plus he's reading so I say he qualifies. Period.
And he might not be reading from a book at this particular moment, I admit, but I couldn't pass up the chance to share this hot little tidbit which is both... educational... and sexy as hell. And mind you, there are more lessons like that where this came from. As if you didn't know that already...
Not only is it enjoyable (to put it mildly) to see him read but listening to him read is just to die for. Seriously, if you haven't seen and listened to this before I highly recommend that you do so now. If you have seen this before, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't mind listening to it again... Ps. eye- and earporn alert!
This is just... have you ever... I don't think I've... I mean... I can't even...
Me too Benedikt, me too.
Wait, oh my gosh! I wonder if it means that we're soulmates!?
If Tom Hiddleston's reading wasn't the death of you, Benedict reading Ode to a Nightingale by John Keats might just be. Gawd, I mean, seriously guys, there is just SO much earporn!!
Now, if you'll excuse me *coughs*, my dearest, saucy, readers, I need to stop now and recover, but if you're up for some more sexy reading by Benedict check out his Flat of Angles reading, written by Simon Cleary, it's in 4 parts and so delicious and so... well, just listen... in private.
Did you enjoy this as much as I did? Do you sometimes do your own man candy + reading is sexy research just to get a "liiiittle" bit of that luscious eye- and earporn? Sound off below!
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Sweet baby Jesus, ladies- you have excelled your good selves. Colin, Sam, Jeremy frickin Renner- and Pascal the chameleon?! �� Perfect antidote to a veeeeerrry long Monday afternoon.
ReplyDeleteThank you and I'm very glad you liked it and it eased your long Monday afternoon! Pascal is awesome :)
DeletePascal is the best. ��
Delete*this comment was impossible because the wench is drowning in the pool of her own drool* ... will return if survives...
ReplyDeleteHaha, I hope you (and your keyboard) survived Shau :D
DeleteI came to my senses but my brain and the keyboard are still glitching :D :D
DeleteOh honey, you know me well. Thanks Beta for directing me to this ;)
ReplyDeleteBenedict, Tom and Nathan are my favourite (and omg the voices!!!!)
You're welcome sweetie, I aim to please. Glad you liked it :)
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I guess only white men know how to read?
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