Man Candy : Superhero edition

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I think we all could use some positivity in our lives right now. And what better way to be positive than to appreciate all the gorgeous people we get to watch kick ass on the big screen in spandex and armor and capes!? We've been especially blessed with the superheroes on screen lately, so today, I'm going to share some of the superhero man candy courtesy of the MCU. 
YAY! 
Full disclosure, I had so much fun finding gifs to share! And I still couldn't cover all of them! So expect a part 2 and 3. 

 Click through to read more!



We're going to start with possibly my favorite Chris. Perhaps even the best Chris. (I'm not sure yet. It's so hard. We need to find a scientific method of figuring this out.)

 Chris Evans as Captain Steve Rogers.
SPECIMEN.
*sigh* I'm not going to go on about why the MCU's Captain America is the best thing ever. That could be a post all on it's own. But lets just admire how perfect he is. 
Yep. Thank you, Universe. 
Bonus Stucky gif.
Sebastian Stan as Bucky  Barnes aka The Winter Soldier.

 After the Captain, it would be criminal not to add Bucky. Because a) Sebastian Stan is fucking gorgeous. And b) They're together till the end of the line, okay! 
That.Face.
I think we can all agree we need more of him in the movies. Much, MUCH more. Preferably a happier him. 
*swoon*
Chadwick Boseman as T'Challa/Black Panther.

One of my favorite casting moves ever! I am so excited about the Black Panther solo movie. It's probably going to be the best one yet! 

There hasn't been nearly enough of him yet, but the future looks promising! Can't wait to see so much more of him *wink nudge*
He had me at Hello.
Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner/The Hulk.

 Mark Ruffalo is probably one of the nicest people on earth. But he's also the sexiest Bruce Banner ever. 
Yes! Take it off!
Still keeping my fingers crossed for a solo Hulk movie. There can never be enough Mark! 

Smart, perceptive, and so freaking adorable.
Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man.

 I've loved RDJ since I was a teenager. And it got worse after he was on Ally McBeal. But I have to say, it seems like he was born to play Tony!

While I wasn't #TeamIronMan, I still love RDJ's perfect portrayal of a very complex character. And how sexy he is doing it.


Paul Rudd as Scott Lang/Ant Man.

 Okay, who doesn't love Paul Rudd? Seriously, who? Because we need to talk. 

I'll admit I was initially skeptical about this casting choice, and the movie. But I was very pleasantly surprised. It didn't hurt that Paul Rudd's attractiveness was dialed up to 11. 

Mhmmm.

Anthony Mackie as Sam Wilson/Falcon.

 I love Anthony Mackie. He's the best, and that killer smile is irresistible. So it goes without saying that he is amazing as Sam. 


And he's not just a pretty face, he's also a great source of sass in the sometimes somber Captain America movies. And he flies.
Wings are sexy.
Chris Pratt as Peter Quill/Star Lord.

 This is another one I don't have to say much about because WHO DOESN'T LOVE CHRIS PRATT!?

He also got into UH-MAZING shape for Guardians Of The Galaxy. We deeply appreciate your hard work, Mr.Pratt. Very much. 


 Aaron Taylor Johnson as Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver.

 I sometimes feel like I'm too old to gawk at him, but man, he is so pretty. I can't help it. 

I do wish they hadn't killed him off in Age of Ultron, he could have had such a great character arc. Sigh. A moment of silence for this very gorgeous speedster. 
:'(
Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton/Hawkeye.

 Two words : ARM PORN. Not that we're lacking that in these movies, but it's always nice to have more. 

Still waiting on that Nat and Clint spinoff, btw, Marvel. 

*Drum roll please*

 Chris Hemsworth as THOR. 

 I'd like to end with the other contender for best Chris. Definitely the hottest Chris. Because DAMN. If anyone was meant to play a Norse God on big screen, it's this dude. The sheer beauty of this man was meant to be worshiped.
DROOL.
Honestly, I don't even need words. I'm just going to add more gifs. 

I'll bet.
Wielding a hammer has NEVER been sexier.


 One more time, for those in the back.


 Ah. Totally worth it. 

 Well, that's it for this edition of Superhero Man Candy! Just a small preview for next time (Because Jason Momoa) : 

We're so blessed to live in a world where this
 God amongst men will be Aquaman on a giant screen.
I hope you enjoyed this, Saucy readers! Let us know what you thought in the comments below! And what other categories of Man Candy you'd like to see! 

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