Mark was Mallory's sweet but aimless boyfriend. I gave them two more weeks. "Fine with me. Make him bring Chinese. But if he annoys me, I'll probably have to bite him."
She rolled her eyes. "Vampire bitch."
I shrugged and picked through another handful of cereal. "I'm just warning you, I'm probably going to be a total hard-ass vamp."
Mallory snorted and walked out of the kitchen, calling out, "Yeah, well, you've got a purple marshmallow on your chin, hard-ass vamp."
I peeled it away and , between my thumb and index finger, flicked it into the kitchen sink. Stuff like that was going to ruin my reputation.
Some Girls Bite