Monday, December 12, 2016

Quote of the Day

Y'all. Why must you show out like this in front of people, Little Jerk?
Toddlers are couthless. LORD. They are so couth-deficient. 
Toddlers are just short, mean teenagers. The only real difference is that toddlers are still cute, so we can deal with them better. That cuteness is the reason we get all attached to them in spite of their shenanigans, so by the time they grow up, we feel all responsible for them and whatnot. It's really a conspiracy.

I'm Judging You: The Do-Better Manual
~~Luvvie Ajayi 

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