Quote of the Day

"I kept havin' terrible lewd dreams about ye, all the night long," he explained, twitching his breeks into better adjustment. "Every time I rolled over, I’d lie on my cock and wake up. It was awful."

I burst out laughing, and he affected to look injured, though I could see reluctant amusement behind it.

"Well, you can laugh, Sassenach," he said. "Ye havena got one to trouble ye."

~ Diana Gabaldon, A Breath of Snow and Ashes